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Little Marshall Soto is glued to the TV this Friday morning in his dad's modest home just outside of Sells, Arizona, capital of the Native American Tohono O'odham Nation. He's not watching cartoons or Sesame Street or some new kids' show on Nickelodeon. Instead, he's focused on the image of a white hearse approaching a Baptist church in the Bahamas.
He looks up wide-eyed to his father, Johnny Soto, seated on a couch behind him. "Je'e?" the boy asks plaintively in his native tongue. Je'e means "Mother" in O'odham.
"Yes, mo'okwad," the child's dad replies sadly, using his pet name for the boy, meaning "tadpole." Johnny Soto then whispers something quick in O'odham, and Marshall turns back to the television, tears filling his blue-black eyes.
"I want mama je'e," he cries, as the news channel shows a mahogany coffin draped in pink, rhinestone-encrusted satin being removed from the hearse by pallbearers. "Mama je'e, is she in the box?"
"Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back.
"Peanut went bye-bye," the 5-year-old mutters, sniffling.
"Mama je'e is with Peanut now; they're playing together on the clouds," Soto tells the light-skinned, dark-haired boy, who favors his mother a little. "One day we go play with them too."
"Can we go and play now?" wonders Marshall.
"No, not now, mo'okwad," Soto says, beginning to cry himself, hiding his face in his hands. "You stay with 'o:gi [father, pronounced "awk" in O'odham] now. Your 'o:gi needs you."
Marshall runs to his dad, jumping up to embrace him on the couch, as they weep together. On the TV, the news switches from a helicopter shot of the funeral to video of Anna Nicole Smith in her platinum prime, throwing kisses to paparazzi, then a shot of her splayed out on a bed, then footage from her 2002 E! The Anna Nicole Show where she's much heavier than in the rest.
Since the tabloid goddess collapsed in her hotel room at the posh Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida, dying of causes still unknown as this article goes to print, the world has been riveted by the fight over her corpse, her daughter Dannielynn, and the potential half-billion-dollar bequest from the estate of J. Howard Marshall II. That's the Texas oil tycoon whom the former stripper wedded sans pre-nup in 1994, when the very senior citizen was a wheelchair-bound 89 and Smith was a 26-year-old Playboy Playmate of the Year. From the day her husband expired, about 14 months after their nuptials, Smith had been battling for her share of the old man's billion-dollar fortune.
Now that Smith has been laid to rest in the Bahamas, the war for custody of her infant daughter rages on, with Smith lawyer/confidant Howard K. Stern, her mother, Virgie Arthur, Smith boy-toy Larry Birkhead, and a number of other potential Dannielynn dads — such as onetime Smith bodyguard Alex Denk, erstwhile boyfriend Mark Hatten, and Zsa Zsa Gabor's spouse, Prince Frederic von Anhalt — all putting in their claim for the billion-dollar Dannielynn lottery ticket.
Smith's eldest child, Daniel, overdosed last fall at age 20 from a lethal mixture of antidepressant meds and methadone. Hypothetically, this would leave his sister, born just days before Daniel OD'd, sole heir to the Smith-Marshall millions. But now Johnny Soto and his son are poised to throw yet another monkey wrench into the surreal soap opera of Anna Nicole Smith's life and post mortem. According to Soto, his son is the result of a torrid love affair between himself and the 42DD femme fatale in early 2001, while Smith was vacationing at Paradise Valley's Sanctuary Resort and Spa. He has the birth certificate and other documents to prove it. If they hold up in court, and he's able to establish little Marshall's lineage through DNA, Soto, his son, and the entire Tohono O'odham tribe stand to cash in big time.
Indeed, little Marshall (named for Anna's dead oil-magnate hubby) may well become one of the wealthiest trust-fund kids in history. Even though, right now, all the tyke wants is for his pretty white mother to rise from the grave and take him in her arms.
"Don't worry, 'o:gi," promises the child. "I won't go to heaven 'til you come with me."
"Ay, Marshall," Soto sighs, kissing the boy. "What would 'o:gi do without you?"
Johnny Soto's a tall, ruggedly handsome man in his mid-thirties, with copper skin and jet-black hair, and the way he tells it, in his slow, laconic manner of speaking, it was Anna Nicole Smith who seduced him, not the other way around.
"She'd never slept with anyone who wasn't white before," explains Soto. "That's what she told me. She had what we call 'scarlet fever' [when an Anglo falls for a Native American man or woman]. When an Indian man goes for a white woman, it's called 'eating at the white man's trough.'"
Soto had fled a life of poverty and misery on the rez when he was 18 to join the U.S. Army, a move that led to his service in the first Iraq War as a gunnery sergeant, and a Bronze Star for valor when he carried a wounded member of his platoon to safety after they were ambushed by an Iraqi sniper patrol. Honorably discharged in 1993, he refused to return to the Tohono O'odham Nation, the second-largest reservation in the United States, which sprawls across the Mexican border and is nearly the size of Connecticut. His mother died when he was younger, after having both legs amputated because of diabetes. And while he was stationed in Kuwait, his father, an alcoholic, had died of alcohol poisoning after a weekend guzzling 12 bottles of pine-scented Lysol floor cleaner.
"The rez is dry, and he didn't have a car to drive to where he could buy beer," Soto relates. "Lysol has a high alcohol content, and it's easy to get in Sells. So it's the next best thing."
Soto drifted, working as an auto mechanic in Bisbee, then moving up north briefly for a stint as a janitor for Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff. He eventually ended up in Phoenix, where he drove a taxi for a couple of years, and then finally landed a job as a handyman for the exclusive Sanctuary Resort and Spa on Camelback Mountain. Maintenance staff there work 'round the clock, tending to any problem a guest may have in one of the mountainside "casitas," furnished condo-like dwellings with magnificent views that are the resort's "rooms." In early 2001, one of those casitas was occupied by none other than the buxom Texas beauty who'd just been awarded $450 million by a California judge in September 2000. That cash remained tantalizingly out of reach because of battles in a probate court in Houston and later legal wrangling that's reached all the way to the Supreme Court and drags on to this day. All the same, at that moment, Smith seemed to be on a roll, and she was treating herself to a break from the spotlight and the jealous eye of her lawyer and sometime companion Howard K. Stern.
Like many celebs, she had journeyed to the Valley for anonymity, and cabined at the resort under an assumed name. But everyone knew who she was.
"We were told to answer calls from her first, before any of the other guests," Soto remembers. "Anything she wanted she got. And before you knew it, she wanted me."
Soto kept getting maintenance orders for Smith's casita. First the room was too hot, then too cold. The thermostat was busted, Smith insisted, even though Soto could find nothing wrong with the unit. Then there were problems with a patio door, then the icebox. This continued for three days, and the calls only seemed to come on Soto's watch. Smith flirted with Soto brazenly, and Soto, for his part, was flattered.
"I was a little shy at first," he admits. "I'd never been so close to a woman that looked like her. I mean, I had seen a couple of Playboy issues she'd been in, and now here she was right in front of me. Sometimes she'd wear this thick terry-cloth robe, and sometimes she was just in panties and a wife-beater. She smelled like rose petals, her whole body. Every time I got near her, I felt like I was drunk. When she brushed against me, my skin was on fire. But I didn't know if she was just playing or not. I couldn't believe a Playboy Playmate was acting this way with me. I guess I didn't know her very well."
At last, Anna upped the ante. Soto received the latest of umpteen work orders for her room. Something to do with a light in the glamour gal's bedroom. When he arrived at her door, Anna yelled for him to come in, but when he opened it and walked in she was nowhere to be seen. Her voice called him to the bedroom, that Texas drawl of hers dripping with honey. When he entered, he found her lounging stark naked on the king-size mattress, a fire roaring in the fireplace next to it. Soto couldn't resist, and there began a three-week session of lovemaking, with Soto calling in sick and finally taking all of his vacation time so he could spend it satisfying Smith's ravenous appetite for sex.
They rarely left the townhouse-style dwelling, having room service bring them champagne, oysters, steak, anything they wanted. At one point, Smith had a yen for fried chicken, so she sent her limo driver in search of a KFC. He returned with five buckets of Extra Crispy, and container after container of mashed potatoes with gravy — a fave of Smith's. (At one point, she smeared potatoes and gravy all over Soto's privates and licked them off.) Soto noticed strains of racism in Smith's attraction to him, but he was having too good a time to refuse her demands.
"At first, it was all in fun," Soto details. "She'd call my you-know-what her 'tomahawk,' her 'wooden Indian,' or 'big wampum.' Sometimes she'd ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O'odham don't wear feathers, but she didn't care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance."
Smith gushed that she found him so exciting in bed, partly because what they were doing was taboo. Being from the South, race-mixing was a no-no for a white woman, but Smith secretly craved crossing the color barrier. She told Soto that sleeping with him was "almost like sleeping with a black man." She loved his skin color and the smell of his sweat, which she claimed tasted different from a white man's.
"Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth," says Soto. "But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I'd ever had sex with were prostitutes, and I couldn't get enough of Anna Nicole. I fell under her spell. I did whatever she asked."
That meant enduring Anna Nicole's singing the un-PC Disney song, "What Made the Red Man Red," from Peter Pan , as they took a bubble bath together. Or complying with her insistence that he perform an "Injun yell," as she called it, when he climaxed. When he told her about the decadent deliciousness of Indian fry bread, she had to sample some. So he and Smith took her limo to the Fry Bread House at Seventh Avenue and Indian School Road. They pigged out on the honey- and sugar-topped fried confections in the car after the driver bought a mess of them for the pair. On the way back to Sanctuary, they gorged themselves, then made love behind the black windows of the limo.
Weeks turned into a month. The 2001 February issue of Playboy featured Anna Nicole on the cover as the "$450,000,000 Playmate." And Smith noticed that her period was late. Soto never used condoms with his voluptuous mistress, trusting in the "rhythm method" of birth control that she swore by. But a home pregnancy test soon revealed that Smith was pregnant with Soto's child, and she was fearful of how Howard K. Stern might react, or how it might affect several lucrative modeling and entertainment contracts coming down the pike, including negotiations with the E! Channel for what would become The Anna Nicole Show . Stern called her constantly to offer updates on business transactions, scheduling, and so forth, or to just keep tabs on her. Now each time the phone rang, Smith seemed rattled, fearful, and annoyed.
Soto suggested an abortion, but Smith was brought up Southern Baptist and would have none of it. She believed abortion was a mortal sin. However, she was afraid the sometimes Svengali-like Stern would force her to abort the fetus. In a panic, she began consuming mass quantities of ice cream, Twinkies, whole pies and cakes. Already, by the time she left for Los Angeles to see her Beverly Hills gynecologist, she'd packed on 10 extra pounds. During the limo ride to Sky Harbor International Airport, she wept mascara-streaking tears, like a much better-looking Tammy Faye Baker. She declared her undying love for Soto, and swore they would be together as soon as circumstances allowed.
"I was stupid and kind of believed her," Soto admits. "But once her flight took off, I felt like something had ended. On the ride to the airport was the first time I saw her take drugs — a handful of Vicodin she washed down with vodka from the limo bar. She never did that while she was at the resort. I told her she had to be careful because of the baby, but she said it was just because plane flights made her nervous. Little did I know."
Anna Nicole Smith's ravenous lust when it came to both sexes was evident both on The Anna Nicole Show and off-camera, if we're to believe the gossipy tell-all pieces that run in the National Enquirer, People, and In Touch. The National Enquirer recently quoted former Smith personal assistant Nathan Collins as stating that "Anna loved sex with both men and women," and he told of Smith picking up male barkeeps, bodyguards and Marines for one-night stands. It's also been written that Smith had her way with more than one Chippendale's dancer while E! was filming an episode of her show in Las Vegas. Her trip afterward to a Sin City strip club with Stern and her then personal assistant, Kimmie, turned into a near-orgy, with Smith fondling the breasts of the nude dancers on camera. She was uninhibited and rapacious. Back in February 2000, the now-defunct New Times L.A. broke the randy tale of Houston lesbian Sandi Powledge and the love shack she kept with Anna Nicole as the white-trash bombshell serviced her octogenarian sugar-daddy-turned-spouse J. Howard Marshall II. And just weeks ago, Zsa Zsa hubby and Smith paramour Prince Frederic von Anhalt claimed in an interview that 20 to 30 men could lay claim to being the father of Anna Nicole's Dannielynn.
But only one man can lay claim to being Marshall Soto's father, and he has boxes of receipts and documents proving his assertion that his son is also the son of Anna Nicole Smith.
Aside from a birth certificate from Burbank's Providence Saint Joseph's Hospital listing Anna Nicole as the mother of one Marshall Black Deer Soto, there are numerous boarding passes for round-trip flights from Phoenix to Burbank. Smith would ensconce Soto at the Safari Inn Motel on Olive Avenue, close by the NBC studio where the Tonight Show 's filmed. Being pregnant made her horny for Soto, as she told him. No one else would do.
"I knew we weren't exclusive, that she was having affairs," says Soto. "But I wanted to be with the mother of my child."
Smith had rapidly begun to put on weight, even more than the average expectant mom, in what she told Soto was an attempt to hide the pregnancy from Stern. Smith's height (5 feet, 11 inches in her bare feet) and her big-boned Texas frame also helped. The pregnancy was kept secret from the press for fear of the ramifications. Stern was already afraid of losing the E! deal, a major money-making proposition since Smith's cut of the J. Howard Marshall II pie was still tied up in the courts. So Stern was kept in the dark about the pregnancy until about a month before the delivery, for fear he would flip out.
For the child's delivery in 2001, Soto persuaded Smith to fly out a tribal elder from the Tohono O'odham reservation, who smeared yellow clay on the faces of both the mother and the child in a traditional ceremony. The medicine man then fed Soto, the child, and Smith a small portion of the clay, and, as is O'odham custom, gave tiny Marshall a name that had emerged from his dream about the Smith-Soto union: "Black Deer." As mentioned above, the Indian name was listed as Marshall's middle name on the birth certificate.
Since E! was to begin filming in late 2001 or early 2002, Smith had no time to be a mother. She granted Soto custody of the boy, with Smith agreeing to deposit $10,000 a month in Soto's Wells Fargo account for care and upkeep of the child. Soto returned to Phoenix, quit his job at Sanctuary, and began devoting himself full-time to raising the infant. Smith promised that they would one day marry and live as a family, and Soto has numerous hand-written notes and letters from Smith stating those intentions.
One reads, "Oh, my brave Injun-man, how I long to be with you and feel your red manhood. Look after my little paapoosie [sic], and soon I'll be your squaw again. I love you, kemosabe, Anna."
Smith, by then anywhere from 60 to 100 pounds overweight, continued to fly them out so that she could spend time with them on weekends. She began to develop profound post-partum depression, which she salved with drugs such as methadone, Demerol, Zoloft, and Phenergan. Her weight gain also fed her melancholia, leading to her oft-bizarre and seemingly drug-addled behavior as cameras rolled for the E! reality show.
"I saw her go deeper into the drugs," states Soto, who himself has had issues with alcohol, but now says he only occasionally drinks Jack Daniels when he's overcome with the reality that little Marshall will never again spend quality time with his mother. "She got more and more wild, and I was afraid for Marshall to be near her. The reality show was an embarrassment. She had become a different person, so I called her and told her I was taking Marshall to the rez, where she couldn't find him, and that I didn't want her around our child. It broke my heart, but I had to do it. I thought, 'What if I meet her in Los Angeles and she tries to steal him from me with her bodyguards and those other stooges she has working for her? How would I get my boy back?' Look what happened to her other son, Daniel. See how he ended up? The same thing could have happened to Marshall.
"She was angry, of course," continues Soto. "She called me all these names. 'Basket weaver,' and, the worst, 'Indian giver,' because I had taken Marshall from her. That one really hurt. I don't know if she was just being mean and racist to try to needle me, or whether she was so ignorant and high on drugs that she didn't know she was being offensive. Sometimes she'd answer the phone, 'How!' when she knew it was me because of the caller ID. But I didn't let it stop me from protecting my boy, by surrounding him with our kin."
Nowhere could've been safer for a half-Indian child than the reservation. As the offspring of a full-blooded O'odham father, Marshall easily met the requirement of a 50 percent blood quantum for membership in the tribe, even though Marshall has decidedly Anglo features. Any tussle over custody would have to be decided by tribal courts in Sells, according to the 1978 Indian Child Welfare Act, a law passed to deal with the odious legacy of a once-common practice of kidnapping Indian children and raising them in Anglo homes.
"Because of such past history, Native American courts jealously guard children against removal to white households, whatever the reason," observed Professor Stone Applewhite, Chair of Native American Studies at the University of the Pacific in Stockton, California. "In a case like this one, there's no way that a Caucasian mother with Smith's sort of past could reassert her parental rights. Unless, ironically, she was able to steal the child back from the father."
But Soto was careful, very careful. As Soto's records attest, the deposits to his bank account continued unabated, and the letters from Anna Nicole grew more desperate in tone. Soto finally relented and allowed Smith to see their son, but only on his own turf — usually at one of the Desert Diamond Casinos operated by the Tohono O'odham near Tucson. Soto required that Smith arrive without her entourage, save for one person (usually Howard K. Stern), or he would cease all contact. Smith accepted the conditions, and she would usually visit with Marshall as he got older in the Casino buffet, bringing him toys and toddler clothes. She called Marshall "my little brown one" and swore that she would cut Marshall and Soto in on her millions once all the legal jousting was over. Still, Anna Nicole's attitudes toward race often resulted in insulting moments.
"I remember, one time she met us close to Christmas and gave us presents while Stern played slots in the Casino," Soto recalls. "She gave Marshall an Indian play doll, with a teepee and a horse. That was okay. But then she gave me an old Cher CD. Remember that one from the '70s, Half-Breed ? She said it was one of her favorite songs, and could I play it for Marshall. I kept thinking, 'How dumb is this woman?' She also tried to get me to fuck her again, in the Casino restroom while Marshall played with his toy. By this time she was so fat, she could barely fit in the stall. Ultimately, I couldn't go through with it. She kept saying she wanted me to use my 'bow and arrow' on her 'ax wound.' I told her that was no ax wound, it was the Grand Canyon! She got so pissed, she almost left in a huff, but then came back when she realized she hadn't hugged Marshall goodbye."
By all accounts, Marshall adored his famous mom; he kept a picture of her on his chest of drawers and always kissed it goodnight before Johnny turned off the little boy's lamp. Every time Anna Nicole appeared on TV, the stripling would cry out, "Mommy je'e!" But as Smith's career took an upswing with her weight loss and the TrimSpa spokesmodel deal, Soto and his son saw her less and less. As phone and bank records demonstrate, Smith continued to call and send the wire transfers. Also, Smith remembered birthdays and holidays, having a gleaming electric blue, child-size mountain bike delivered to the Soto household for Christmas of '06.
"The last time she called in January, she didn't sound right," Soto recalls. "I knew she was again back on the drugs. Her speech was slurred, and she was saying crazy stuff about how there were rats under her bed trying to eat her feet, and that the Mafia was out to kill her for her money. Before I heard the news, I got a letter in the mail from her, written in lipstick, with a photo of her shaving Howard K. Stern's butt. I thought maybe she needed to be institutionalized. Obviously, the birth of Dannielynn and Daniel's overdose — it was just too much for her."
So when Smith shuffled off her diamond-studded coil on February 8, Soto was devastated, but far from shocked. He'd felt something bad coming, and had even discussed it with his medicine man, but he had no idea it would be death. He tried to reach Howard K. Stern, but was rebuffed by handlers and hangers-on. The wire transfers soon ceased. Soto was met with unsettling silence and impersonal phone machine messages whenever he attempted to reach someone, anyone. He and the boy had savings, but he was afraid to burn it all up on a trip to the Bahamas. A sitting Tohono O'odham supreme court judge attempted to assist (he asked that his name not be used, as private practice is forbidden for those on the court) but got nowhere. Soto says he needs a high-profile lawyer to take the case and fight for Marshall's rights, someone like Wyoming attorney Gerry Spence or former O.J. Simpson attorneys F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro, or Barry Scheck.
"Do you know how to get hold of [former Arizona attorney general and now trial lawyer] Grant Woods?" he asks, after Marshall had cried himself to sleep following a wrenching day of watching his mom's funeral. "We're not greedy, but Marshall's older than Dannielynn, and I want him to have what's rightfully his. That's one reason I decided to go public. I didn't know where else to turn. Right now the tribe is helping me, and if we win, I'll make sure they get half of whatever Marshall inherits. I want him to grow up on the reservation, to learn our language and what we call the O'odham 'himdag', the O'odham way of life. But we can't do it by ourselves. This is the white man's law, and we need someone who knows the white man's law to help."
Whatever member of the bar takes his case, one thing is sure: Should Soto's boy obtain his inheritance from his dead mother, carving a chunk off the gazillions that languish in the estate of J. Howard Marshall, the Tohono O'odham Nation — now beset with the ravages of drug trafficking, poverty, and diabetes — would overnight become the richest Indian nation in the southwestern United States. These "people of the desert," as Tohono O'odham translates, once known as the Papago, or "bean eaters," might become the children of paradise, their rugged land possibly transformed into a Sonoran El Dorado.
And all because Anna Nicole Smith had an itch only tribesman Johnny Soto could scratch back in 2001.
DAMN! THAT BITCH FUCKED EVERYBODY!
i just hope johnny gets some justice. knew him from sancturary, and he's one good dude! "injun" dude, that is, as she called him. he told me this story was coming out but i didn't believe you, dude. we all thought he was a lucky as shit to be fucking that bitch, and then she left him and he went to pieces. i just hope he rips some money out of that howard k. stern's ass. go johnny! hope this comment goes through this time.
Wow, what a depressing story. The poor kid. Money ain't everything, you know. Even if buster brown gets them millions, he'll never get his mommy back. And he might even be the worse off for having the loot. Might end up a drug addict or something.
If you look closely at the birth certificates they're different. The small section was not taken from the (full) certificate shown.
The bigger form's what you fill out to get the birth certificate. They give you a copy. Then later you get the smaller certificate. I know, because I just got one for my kid. I can totally see this happening. Anna Nicole was such a Ho!
I would hate to think that a man would traumatize his child in this manner for monetary gain. As the other poster pointed out the certificates are different and does not show the signature of the mother. I can't even see much information on the notorized copy but it does look different.
Either way Marshall is a beautiful boy.
There needs to be DNA testing. Documents of all kinds can be faked. But it sounds like he had some sort of a relationship with Smith. DNA testing would prove conclusively if the boy's hers or not. If not, then it's a case of child abuse, lying to this child and letting him think Anna Nicole's his mother.
The father needs to be DNA tested also. This child looks just like Howard Stern with a mix of Daniel and Anna!
Okay..I am a postmodern irony loving fool, like most of my age mates, but, try as i might I really can't find the humor here. What exactly are we mocking? What makes it mockable? I hope I'm not getting old and uptight? Somebody help understand, please?
"Scarlet Fever" lmaooooo! Damn they have a name for it? As if..a ndn man, or any man could keep this quiet......LMAOOOO!! This made my day...!
Marshall was a great student. I'm a second grade teacher on the reservation, and I have to say it was quite difficult to keep the family's secret. It's about time this story was told. My best wishes to the family and loved ones.
LOL...I don't want to say..I'm speechless...lol.. I needed a good laugh. Just want to say...I can see why Anna was intrigued by johnny...:P
At first, it was all in fun," Soto details. "She'd call my you-know-what her 'tomahawk,' her 'wooden Indian,' or 'big wampum.' Sometimes she'd ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O'odham don't wear feathers, but she didn't care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance."
Smith gushed that she found him so exciting in bed, partly because what they were doing was taboo. Being from the South, race-mixing was a no-no for a white woman, but Smith secretly craved crossing the color barrier. She told Soto that sleeping with him was "almost like sleeping with a black man." She loved his skin color and the smell of his sweat, which she claimed tasted different from a white man's.
"Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth," says Soto. "But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I'd ever had sex with were prostitutes, and I couldn't get enough of Anna Nicole. I fell under her spell. I did whatever she asked."
OMG!!! LMAO..OMG!! Am laugjing to hard! THESE DUMBASS NATIVE AMERICAN MEN ARE JUST LOVING IT! SHOW'S WHAT HEAD THEY THINK WITH!!! HA! HA! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!! I'M GOING TO START CHECKING NATIVE MEN I GO WITH TO MAKE SURE THIER "WOODEN INDIAN" HASN'T BEEN CONTAIMENATED!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! SICK-O! FOR A PEICE OF WHITE ASS..I GUESS YOU DO GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR! LMAOOOO
This IS A JOKE RIGHT?
Well if this is Anna Nicole's son then hopefully he will be acknowledge. It sure looks like he is. At least Anna Nicole did not turn her back on her blood. It looks like she did care but the child did not fit into her lifestyle so she let the father have custody. I guess we can give her credit for this. I think most of us felt that Anna Nicole loved her children but she had a stange way of showing it and really had no clue as to how to raise them with morals as she herself obviously did not have them. Although I feel that J. Howard Marshall's estate money should not be given to Anna Nicole I hope that little boy gets some money from whatever she has in her estate that is left after all the creditors go through it. He deserves that. But it is good to see that Anna Nicole did not try to get away with her maternal responsibility to that little boy of hers. She did take care of him if this story is all true.
Has to be a joke....But! On who? Man, if I was a member of the T.O. Nation....I'd be pissed...:)
Maybe Anna Nicole died of "scarlet Fever" from checking out all the Seminole men in Florida...
If this story is true and the will of Anna Nicole's that excludes all future children was written and signed 2 months before this little boy's birth then did Howard K. Stern know of this birth two months before the birth and drew up a Will with these paragraphs in it so as to exclude this little boy and Anna Nicole did not notice these paragraphs or signed it while in a drugged state? It is obvious even from this man that Howard K. Stern was much of a dictator of Anna as alot of other people around Anna stated. So perhaps Howard K. Stern was trying to get Anna Nicole to make a new will before she died in order to change the will to include Dannielynn and then since he was on the birth certificate as the father he would then have access to the future monies from J. Howard Marshall's estate. That is why there is a fax with a date earlier than Anna's death to the lawyer regarding the will which was explained as being a wrong dated fax. Interesting. Hopefully this little boy will receive something from Anna's estate. However I am on the side of many who hope the Marshall estate does not go to Anna Nicole as she does not deserve it. She received enough money from J. Howard Marshall for the 14 months of marriage and if all the reports that she was bonking other people while married to the 89 year old wheelchaired bound billionaire are correct she received too much and J. Howard Marshall was too generous. She racked up lots of money on the credit cards that he paid and he gave her properties. Too much for a cheating spouse. A spouse that did not contribute anything to her husband's wealth or contributed to the household. She was more of a liability than anything else. A spouse who was not around when her husband was sick. No wonder he did not change his will to give her more. Not that he couldn't have in his dying days.
Okay, I stopped reading before it got stoopid.
How the heck did someone even come up with this idea?
I am apalled at some comments regarding the father of this little boy being Indian. What does that matter. He is a human being. Just different skin color thats all. Whats wrong with a white person and an Indian getting together. We live in 2007. Should be no racial barriers anymore. The only time any one should be upset with Anna Nicole is when she was bonking a woman. Not an Indian. He is a man. Man and Woman together No problem. Doesn't matter race or color. Woman and Woman thats WRONG!! That is when it is like Woman and Dog, Or man and cat, Man bonking tree. Because the way I see it Homosexuality is on the same scale as Beastality. The same scale as sex with a child. Do you get the picture.That is what is not natural. So for all of you out there with such racial overtones you are disgusting.
this is so sad, if anyone noticed the b/c it is not real it dosen't even have annas legal name on it whitch is required by law. i guess who ever came up with this brillent scheme was to dumb to realize that.her legal name is vicki lynn marshall. you can't put an alias on a b/c. i have a feeling this won't be the only idiot coming out of the woodwork the games have just begun
This story sounds real. If it is, why has this not hit the other news agencies such as CNN, FOX, etc. Seems to me, publishing it there will get this man a high profile lawyer real quick!
I call bullshit on this one!
Why haven't they picked it up yet? They probably haven't read it yet. And they think nuthin happens anywhere but LA, NY, and Florida, anyway. That's why.
Well if it were real then you can rest assured the journalist who wrote the story as well as the editor of this paper would be sending it on to at least the Associated Press so they get their "credit" for first breaking the story. On the other hand, if it is a hoax, SHAME on all parties involved for posting that little boys picture, etc!
I challenge the journalist, editor and Mr. Johnny Soto to stand up, speak up and show their story to be true. If not, I take it as a false story.
This sound fishy to me... Where is Pictures of Anna with this ADORABLE little boy??? As a baby, Toddler..?? And where is Pictures of Anna with this Hot man?? You KNOW how she Loved getting her picture taken with men, Especially HOT looking Men..?? I find it VERY HARD to believe Anna could give up this BEAUTIFUL Boy if he really WAS hers.... Anna was devoted to her children as we ALL SAW with Daniel and Baby Dannielynn Sooo........ DNA most DEFINATELY needs to be done! Well, that's my 2 cents.. Jamie
BOGUS!!!! This guy is really a frekin a$$!!! I mean come on- I love the photo of him with the bottle of Jack D- to show us all he has to drink now that shes dead!!
This would have come out LONNNG Ago if it was in fact true!!!
And if it held any ounce of truth don't you think it would be on the news?????
This guy should be ashamed of himself- and to make his kid think shes his mom???
The birth certificate would have her real name- Vicky Lynn- not Anna Nicole!!
Go sell it to someone on your tribe!
This is not funny on any level. Some would even consider it racist. I just think its moronic. You should be ashamed of yourselves, but before doing that, why don't you try running a piece of this sort in The Village Voice. Oh, wait a minute, you've already done that (read: Nick Sylvester)...
why is there no pictures of anna nicole and her child?? maybe because it's not her's. this tory diesn't add up. another scammer
Wait a sec, didn't she change her name legally to Anna Nicole Smith? I read somewhere she did. If they kept it a secret, why would it have come out? We only know about Dannielynn because she told everyone she was preggers that time. This time, maybe she wanted to cover up having a mixed-race child. Makes sense to me, if she was as racist as they say here. And SHE DID gain A LOT of weight right before that E show.
I didn't even have to really read this article to get that whiff of "Hoax!" off it. One dead giveaway for NT's hoaxed pieces -- they're almost always way longer than the legit articles. I've been reading your hoax articles since the first one, and this one lacked the crazed, epic sweep of the best of them. Too tabloidy, too...
Good thing Judge Larry had more DNA samples taken and stored. This story and her life just keeps on coming...these twists and turns are the REAL Anna Nicole Show! Sounds true but where are the author's research facts? As the White mom of an tribally enrolled Athabascan young son-I say contact a savvy Native Rights-Family practice firm (Denver?) and demand equal to his little sister Danielynn. But more-so, may the biological Dad (please not HK$) of his sister and maternal extended family accept this boy with all their heart and rejoice that Dannielynn doesn't have to go thru life without a maternal sibling and endure the special circumstances and challenges of being ANS's child alone. Check out TMZ.com blogs for background info.
This story is a HOAX. Total bullshit. New Times does it again. The will to believe anything just because it's in print is a pathetic thing to behold. The New Times on one hand rightfully debunks and makes fun of 911Truthite fanatics, while its other hand is busily scamming its own readers...
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!
ace in the hole for new times. chuck taylor outdoes himself.
I totally believe this man and the child does indeed look like Anna. People need to stop being so stupid when it comes to race because everyone is mixed whether they admit it or not. Also, I applaude Anna for taking care of her child and allowing a more responsible father to raise him. I think it shows that she did have some sort of character.
Julie
This has to be a hoax. And if it is how low can you get? Let the woman rest in peace! And how awful to post a childs picture. I don't see Anna giving up her child. As most of us have seen she seemed to be a devoted and loving mother. Anything is possible but this seems too far fetched.
"devoted and loving mother"?! are you fucking nuts? HELLO, she starved her effin' baby!!! and did you see that footage of her wearing warpaint and stoned out of her gourd on 'shrooms -- WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT!? and people are mad at Howard K. Stern for that shit? try being mad at the dumb whore who did it. you people are pathetic.
HOAX. This story is a fraud. There is no Charles Tatum. There are no background records of any sort on Johnny Soto. No such birth certificate exists with the Calif courts or registrty of live births for Marshall Soto or sweet little Black Deer. Tohono O'odham chairwoman and other officials can 't find any trace of Soto. Birth certificate in story is clearly manipulated (enlarge it). Also, if this werre a legal document it would be in her real name (vickie whatever)
100% bogus story. call NT and ask to talk to the editor, tell him (ricky boy) how much you, the reader, being treated with such juveniole disrespect. reminds me of the apil fool's day issue the State Press put out when I went to school.....
Then there's the racism attributed to a dead woman who can't defend herself...and that's SOMEBOSY'S kid in these pictures (note no photos of Anna Nicole and lusty Johnny, the horny handyman), nice exploitation there...and the steretypical slaps at native americans (Johnny's legless diabedtic mom, alcoholic bum of a dad, both dead young) and of course poor Black Deer's slaughtered dog...life on the reservation is harsh.
What award winning jouralism... Punking the gullible public into believing you story. What if her family read this and thought they had a child they needed to find? What Bullshit... This is not funny and just mean spirited. Shame on you.
Okay, who's been smokin' crack, New Times? Your prank's a month early, kids.
No wonder anna left this piece of indian trash he is a money hungry indian loser. Why wouldnt he try and contact anna years befor? He needs to learn to speak english or shut the hell up.As for his kid he has been brain washed by his greedy father as a patsy to get some money. Die you stupid engine DIE!!!
If this indeed is a joke, it's in extremely poor taste. However, if it's not, this should be easy to prove or disprove, and you don't need Anna's DNA to do it. Just compare the kid's DNA to Mrs. Arthur, Anna's mother.
Who's this bitch Jane (above)? She writes like someone at the NT boned her and dumped her. Ease up lady. The whole thing seems plausible. And didn't someone say Anna Nicole had changed her name? I think it's racist to say the guy can't be her lover just because he's an Indian. Come on, he's a handsome guy!
Check out the top of the last page... a letter written in lipstick, photo of Anna shaving Stern's rear? Pshh... New Times, let the tabloids stick to what they do best: generating garbage for laughs. If I want to waste my time on BS, I'd pick one of them up. Of course, the articles you publish about Arpaio, people getting hassled downtown by light rail execs are probably full of it too?
Is there a picture of the birth certificate somewhere? Can't see it.
Oh My!! Just when we think we have heard it all, but this story very well could be the truth. Then maybe not........who knows? It is clearly a mess. God Bless the children.
Re: the Howard K. Stern butt-shavin' pic, according to National Enquirer, Star, etc., there's one out there. Not that I wanna see it...
Everyone is calling this article trash, unbelievable, etc. But this is Anna Nicole we are talking about. Her life was truly bizarre and she thrived on that. So why could this not be the truth? It will be easy to confirm this since Anna's Dna was taken in the morgue. This guy from Arizona will have to get a lawyer to go to court and make application to get a copy of the DNA results of Anna Nicole. If he does and this application goes forward then I think we can pretty much assume it is the truth. You can't change DNA. If he does a legitimate birth certificate and proof of the $10000month payments that is even better. Then Dannielynn will have half brother. Then she will not have to feel so alone in the world. I think this would be great for her.
Riiiiiiight.
I don't believe a word of it. But DNA testing can prove or disprove this faster than you can say Maury Povich.
I read this. Contact Entertainment Tonight,KCBS 2,L.A. California. If this story is absolutely true then ET should be contacted immediately. They have been doing a weeklong tribute to Anna Nicole. Anna Nicole contacted ET when her mother went to the media and accused her and Howard of being involved in her sons death. From that time until now they have had complete access to everything about Anna Nicole. The truth needs to be known immediately. Whoever published this story needs to be contacted immediately.
"She also tried to get me to fuck her again, in the Casino restroom while Marshall played with his toy. By this time she was so fat, she could barely fit in the stall. Ultimately, I couldn't go through with it."
Yeah Right!
Even fat Anna Nicole Smith could give a dead guy a hard on!!!!!!!!!!!!
man this kind of shit makes me sick as hell this kind of people need some serious help what person makes up lies against deceased people anna was a nut i agree but she was a good mother and she would of never given one of her children away.
what the fuck? the article is like a poorly written fictional book.
sounds like a hoax. no one knows who john soto is. poor boy!
#38 is incorrect, if you Google, there is a Charles Tatum in Arizona who has had several books published about Mexicana culture.
Jeezus -- some people here still don't get it! This story is a hoax the New Times made up, NOT them reporting someone else's claims. Fake story (exceot for Anna Nicole being dead) *intentionally* faked by NT. They have a loooong history of pranked story. So...people here who are writng that this story could "easily" be proved/disproved by DNA testing are still buying into the pranked horseshit. And just because Anna Nicole was "wild" doesn't prove anything about this story. That's exactly what "Charles Tatum" and NT are using to sucker people into buying this story.
The list of money-grabbing attention whores grows...
Johnny, you should be ashamed of yourself. Feeding the world more horrible stereotypes of the Native American. Why the picture of you with the bottle in your hand?
New Times, the only reason why I read this article in the first place was b/c a friend sent it to me. Out of some morbid curiosity - I read it. I don't dare touch your website or papers unless I need to find out a location of the happening events in the valley. You've been replaced by DEX.
This has to be some kind of sick,sick,sick, joke!!!!!! You people need to get a life and let this poor woman rest in peace. Theres not a damn one of us out there that havent screwed up in our lives, we just didnt get our messes published all over the news!!! Give it a rest all ready will ya!
#37 yeah I think she was a loving mom,,from what we saw of her. how many soccer mom's out there are addicted to prescription pills but yet are 'good' mother's. they still function as productive mothers even though they are drug addicts...So Anna was a drug addict but she still could be a loving mom. don't know about starving the baby?? the child looked a healthy weight when shown on the air.
FYI= did anyone notice #11 the so called 2nd grade teacher of the child , they signed their name: Ellis Hoodwinking? is that a clue or what
HOAX! HOAX! HOAX!!!!
This story reeks of bullshit!... and for christ sake, you stupid fucks, ease up on your poor racist bashing. hahahaha! but seriously this article gave me a good laugh^_^!!!
True or not, that is the funniest fucking story I have ever read.
I'm not sure why any of you think this is a hoax. I have spent MANY a night with the lady, and she was spectacular. Ah yes, the long walk along the casino boardwalk... the champaign brunches at Ak Chin... and yes, she had my baby too... I swear on the gods of the wind.
The father is a jerk for writing something so vulgar that this child will eventually read. he is a jerk for letting the child watch the funeral. etc.
I tend to believe the story is a hoax as well. For one if this were her child the b/c would indeed list her real name, just like her death certificate did. Next, if she was sending the man 10,000 per month (120,000 yrly), he would not live in a shack and would have been able to buy a ticket to the Bahamas for her burial. Another thing is the lady was not a racist and would not mind taking a photo with the kid or the dad, just like she did with the Bahama's Magistrate, and she did have blk body guards and such, and hell she wouldn't have went to the Bahama's whose population is most blk. As many times as the man claimed to meet up with Anna, there would indeed be some photos in circulation. And why use a small newspaper and not go to one of the Tabloids that would pay him major cash for this story. Now in Anna's defense, yes she was a little loose with her goods, however the dead should be respected and not talked about in such a vulgar manner.
Anna is my nephew's mother too, can I get some $$$?
This story is completely tasteless.
Completely
I am not the father of that child, and I turn down the job of head pit boss at the local casino.
MB
There are SO many comments and complaints, yet we take the time to read this "ridiculous story", "hoax", and even take the time to comment. For #65, IF Anna Nicole is your nephew's mother, I'm sure HE and HIS parents would get the money.
This guy got $10,000 a month, $120,000 a year, for over 5 years, and a trip to the Bahamas would burn up all of his savings??? What a freakin' idiot.
All I am going to say is this. Remember the article about the chef in Anthem who wanted to cook a Mexican for John Kyl? Well, this reminds me of that.
Yes yes we know this is all a big hoax.. but we are still intrigued with the story. Hey it's entertainment I guess. Yes it's sad that this is what most people like this kind of garbage to entertain us. how many were glued to their tv sets when all the anna news broke out. I bet a whole bunch including myself. We really should let the poor woman rip. The picture of the child is probably a child actor or model or maybe belongs to one of the freaks who thought up this story. People will do anything to make a buck,,, of have their 15 minutes of fame.
Disagree with #71. We do not know it's a hoax. Let the boy come forward and let him be DNA-tested. If he's Anna's blood, his claim to the fortune is legitimate. It's absurd to dismiss this out of hand. If he's not her son, then this father needs to be investigated for mental abuse of the child.
A hoax is one thing, but it's a whole other issue when you purposely place an innocent child into the story. I hope someone has the right mind to report this to officials, because the pictures of that child can be considered as exploitation. If someone purposedly made their child cry and get upset just to get a picture for this stupid article, then that can be considered baseline abuse. So, Phoenix New Times, is this how you get attention: exploiting an innocent child that was possibly abused for the tearful effects in the picture. Shame!
This story's so good, I'd put it in my butt! Charles Tatum deserves a Pulitzer.
Dear #72 -- there is no child to be DNA tested fer chrissakes! The New Times made up the entire story. The New Times writes and publishes completely fabricated prank stories regularly, and has done so for decades. If you try reading and thinking critically about this piece, you'll find that "clues" have been planted along the way that hint that it's made-up stuff, and usually in fake NT stories, the further you read, the higher the outrageousness level and purple prose. As for who the kid in the photos really belongs to -- who the hell knows?? Maybe he's the love-grandchild of Mike Lacey...
OMG! This piece of crap reads like a bad novel.
All the personal info about ANS in this article
has been gleaned from The National Enquirer.
Like a complete list of the medications she was
taking at the time of her death. This guy
wouldn't know phenagren if it jumped up his ass
in supository form and put him to sleep. He needs
to crawl back in his teepee.....
OK here is how I see it. The little soto kid "two deer's jumping" or something like that is the SPITING IMAGE of Howard K. Stern. Look at him, he is pasty white with black hair! If we could just see a profile of the INFAMOUS pointy nose and chin!
You see, Unbeknown to Howard, he has had the million dollar baby for 5 years. Thinking that Anna was giving birth to an Indian kid, he has her sign a will to eliminate any future born child of getting her estate.
Then, he tried to steel Larry's baby thinking that it was the million dollar baby by taking it to another country where the justice system would rule in his favor. Isn't it ironic that the Indian Father, Johney Soto was thinking along the same lines as Howard by taking little "TWO DEER'S Jumping" To the indian reservation where the Tribal Laws would protect him from ever letting Howard get his 5 year old million dollar baby.
Yes, I would say that it was poetic justice. Oh, one more thing. This fight over where anna needed to be buried. Well with Daniel having a Texas father, Little 2 DEERS having an Indian father, and Little Dannielynn being of undetermined parentage, Maybe the proper burial site would have been a trailer park plot.
Oh My Fuckin GOSH! This is so hilarious. What kind of shit is this? I find it SO FUNNY! Who The Fuck Does Shit Like This??? I mean ANNA NICOLE...Having An Indian Man? LOL I Find It So Funny. YEAH AND THEN WE ALL WOKE UP! SOMEONE PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!! LOL Cuz Seriously? LOL For Me As Native American...Its too crazy! Johnny Soto is light skinned his damn self's pry HALF too LOL Thought He'd at least be a little darker damn! LOL Okay...U GOT ME!!!!!!!! I'm done. Fuck You all if talk shit about Indians because of this and most def JOHNNY SOTO U Fucking INDIAN GiVer!!! LOL FUCK U JOHNNY SOTO!!! When U Get A High Priced LAWYER PLEASE SUE THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!! And For All U People Who Think Anna's Jus The Greatest Fucking Mother OF ALL TIME...FUCK U! LOL Check Out The Pic Of Her ON SHROOMS And PREGNANT!!!!! Yeah Sounds Like A Great Fucking Mother To Me...Wished My MoM Was ON SHROOMS When She Had Me...Or Wait Wished My MoM Was Fuckin ANNA NICOLE!!!! LMAO OMG 100 Fucking Points To You Charles Tatum for even writing the article...true or not. HAS ME LAUGHING AND STILL!!!!!! ***Please Don't Comment Back. LOL Cuz YOU'D ONLY MAKE ME LAUGH HARDER!!!
Come on folks, get your head your asses and see this for the hoax that it is. After reading the first page I thought I was reading The Onion. The ridiculous dialog attributed to the child and Anna Nicole were too phoney. THe photo of the "father" with the Jack Daniels bottle sealed the deal that this was all a big spoof.
I am appalled at all of you that are making remarks about this man. The Native American Tribes were here LONG BEFORE any of you people. They are the ONLY true American's in this country. Just remember if you are not Native American or a descendant of a Native American (I am) then your ancestors came from another country and you are not a true American. If DNA is taken and he is a child of ANS then he deserves the same as her daughter. If he has bank records showing deposits in his account from her that is one item of proof. If he has receipts or letters showing other things from her or with her that is another item of proof. As for pics, I saw some pics of her on a news channel that showed him standing next to her along with another Native American man who has been in movies and TV shows. Several have wondered who this man was next to her and now they know. If it is a hoax then it will be proven as such. It is not up to any of you people to judge this man or decide if this is true or if this child is a child of ANS. So I say again you people are appalling.
This is garbage. I cant even finish reading it. fucking sucks
if this is true then wow anna life was a true soap opera.
YEAH RIGHT...........INDIAN LOSER, THATS WHAT HE IS....JUST LIKE THE REST TRYING TO CASH IN!!!!!! JUST LIKE IS ALL OVER " WHAT ANNA NICOLE WANTED, SHE GOT" , STORY EXTREMELY DOUBTFUL......WHY DONT HE GET A JOB AND SUPPORT HIS SON???? IF ANNA NICOLE HAD NO MONEY HE WOULD HAVE TOO.... LOSER!!!! I FEEL FOR THE LITTLE BOY HOWEVER AND WHEN IT IS SHOWN HE, THE FATHER LIED HE SHOULD BE CHARGED CRIMINALLY FOR ABUSE OF THE POOR CHILD....... WHATEVER EVEN IF SHE DID MOTHER THE CHILD HE SHOULD LIVE WITH AMERICAN PEOPLE AND NOT ON A RESERVATION WHERE ALL STANDS TO GAIN...BUT THE CHILD
Wow! I think there should be enough of the racist remarks! Slam the legidimacy of the story, but leave the racism out! I am white, and am completely insulted by all of the racial remarks being made toward Native American Indians! I have great doubts of the reality of the story, but you never know. It wouldn't surprise me if it were true! BUT LEAVE THE RACIAL REMARKS OUT OF IT PEOPLE!!!!
I don't know, there might be some truth to this...Remember when Prince Zsa Zsa first came out to claim paternity, he said Anna had a secret, that he new neither Larry nor Howard were the fathers. He new Anna's secret and swore never to tell, but he would if he had to. Maybe, just maybe the Indian is Dannielynn's real daddy and Anna had to go to the Bahamas to avoid paternity test with Larry, cause she really knew who the real father is. She didn't want her daughter to be taken from her like Marshall Just wondering where she really was in December 2006. Maybe made a pit stop in Arizona, to the reservation? Hmmmmmmm
Correction on the date in my last comment, I meant, I wonder where Anna was December 2005.
well, i still don't think it's a hoax. for certain, the dumb, dead bitch would've fucked anybody, including johnny soto. i mean, nothing surprises me about her. and, besides, people on this post say they know him. good-lookin' dude, too. the only thing that will prove it is dna testing of marshall, who looks just like johnny, with anna's eyes. i think that's what proves it to me: the eyes. i predict that by next week johnny will be giving a news conference from sells. you idiots will see, then.
With all the racial comments, the author of that story belongs in rehab! lol
such a sad story, i wept when i read it.
yeah (re the comment a couple back), the writer is prejudice against rich, dumb-ass, southern white women who'd fuck a coyote if they could catch it. i hardly think fat cracker sluts make up a minority group, ya know? i thought johnny soto came across as the noble native man who dropped everything to take care of their boy, and anna came across as she always does: a drug-abusing, hilbilly whore.
Why does John say he is going to give half of any monies recovered to his tribe? Hello.........If in fact the child is Anna's (which I kind of think is true, based on her weird will) shouldn't the CHILDS rightful inheritence be held in a trust until he is of legal age to decide what he want's to do with HIS (not yours John) money. Get a job Johnny and show your son what a real man is!!!!! Why are you writiing all of those nasty things about the supposed mother of your child. He will read this one day and what will that say of you and your character or lack there of. You are looking as bad as all of the other blood sucking leaches out there trying to capatilze on the fact that they slept with a VERY sick and VERY rich woman. Well it takes two to tango and clearly she had made many bad choices in her life. It's such a double standard still. Shame on you guy's. Let her rest in peace.
Is this true or is this a hoax? I mean, I am a full blood Tohono O'odham. After the birth of a baby we; mother, baby, and father undergo the "blessing ceremony" performed by the medicine man. We are also given a name by the medicine man or rather our parents are told what our purpose is in life. Mine happens to be "Forerunner",so this this part of the story is culturally correct; however, I am left to question the accuracy of this story. Sure alcohol is not allowed in some places, but the last time I looked there are parts, I believe 3 or 4 areas called districts, which are basically counties which allow alcohol consumption. These 3 or 4 areas allow alcohol that was decided by the vote of the people from these "counties". Sells, the capitol of the reservation is; however, one of those districts which prohibit alcohol. Personally,in my opinion if a 30 something wants to drink in the privacy of his own home so be it. Again, my opinion. Anyway, getting back to the story,if Little Marshall "Black" Deer Soto is Anna Nicole's son, I am in agreement with the last comment(91), if there is money inherited to from the estate of Anna Nicole Smith, it should be in trust until Little Marshall's 18th birthday.
The story is false.Check the hotels web site "In May 2000, The Ranch on Camelback Mountain closed its doors for a complete renovation and the property reopened in March 2001 as Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain." She could not have stayed there. Also, room sevice was not available to the guests for another six months. Silly story.
I can't believe that people actually think this is a legit story. Does anybody know what a full blooded Tohono O'odham looks like? :googleimagesearch: Sure as hell doesn't look like the white dude working the counter at Trails, like "Johnny Soto."
To #93: The hotel reopened then to the general public, but was always open to select guests, Anna Nicole being one. Most of the renovations were complete by mid-December of 2000. And as that's the high-season, they would not have turned away high-profile guests. This allowed for a more discreet visit from such publicity-shy celebs. I can't say why, but I am in a position to know vis-a-vis the resort. Finally, there was always room service at the resort. Everyone who's anyone knows that.
To Kathy I believe 19 about the racial slurs of the boy being indian but when you go into being a lesbian is like boinking a dog well thats just a horrible example because for one that is in my eyes considered racist also WHO the hell are you to say WHO are you to judge you are not god and who even knows if god approves or doesnt as far as we know the bible was written by a group of men who had images appear out of the sky and burning bushes and what not sounds like a bad acid trip more then a religous and loving and caring by appearing and giving us 10 rules to follow to gain control over most of the society back then......seems like a hitler of the ancient times to me anyway back to the ANNA story well I can see this being true and 17 (John) I believe you hit it right on the button
Damn # 80 thats deep and I agree totally ! Im Siclian and my son is 1/3 Seminole Indian and I am not digging any of these comments on Native Americans HOW DARE you people dont you think the white man did enough to them and the whole Johnny soto line where they call it Scarlet fever I really doubt that that is a term they used considering back then we well not my people but the first settlers sent indians clothes and items contaminated with small pox and other diseases from england and what not Anyway whatever people need to grow up and stop thinking with a 5th grader mentality !!!!! if I even spelled that right rofl
Is this an early April Fool's hoax?
Nice try, Phoenix Times.
ok come on now, are we sure his father died from pine scented lysol??? maybe it was lavender scented..... for a grieving lover he ure gave alot of unneeded details about their sex lives...... I for one will wait for a DNA test before I give this a second thought of being true......
ok come on now, are we sure his father died from pine scented lysol??? maybe it was lavender scented..... for a grieving lover he sure gave alot of unneeded details about their sex lives...... I for one will wait for a DNA test before I give this a second thought of being true......
I unno about some of you, but Jonny Soto doesn't even look O'odham. and it's a lil obvious that he's wearing a wig. Has the TO nation come out with an offical statement about this? as in, is Jonny Soto even a member of the tribe and Marshal as well? I really don't see this story staying quiet on the rez. but that's just me. I think it's a hoax and it's very wrong for a newspaper to publish a story they know is false. Because like some ppl said, this would have come accross on the AP a long time ago and have been on Access Hollywood by now! but hey, I guess whatever sells papers right? But as an O'odham it's upsetting to see O'odham cermonies and language explained in an erronious article meant for deception. Some things should be respected and just plain left alone!
Comment by debbie March 8, 2007 @ 01:30PM wrote "...if anyone noticed the b/c it is not real it dosen't even have annas legal name on it whitch is required by law. i guess who ever came up with this brillent scheme was to dumb to realize that.her legal name is vicki lynn marshall. you can't put an alias on a b/c. i have a feeling this won't be the only idiot coming out of the woodwork the games have just begun."
You are absolutely right. I noticed that her real name was not used, too. Also, if he was receiving $10,000 a month for little Marshall then I would think he'd have lots of money in savings. I mention this because the article led us to believe he didn't have the cash to go to the Bahamas. The whole thing is very fishy.
The story stated he served in the Army for 3 years and made Gunnery Sargeant. This is quite impossible as it was pointed out by an astute poster on Court TV that the rank of "Gunnery Sargeant" is a Marine Corps rank, NEVER Army. It also is a high enlisted rank,impossible for anyone to attain it in 3 years of military service.
LOL.... I loved this article! Definitely helped me pass a little time at work this morning. I think that this year the annual April Fool's hoax story is a little early. Everyone needs to calm down and stop believing it. Don't you remember last year's story about the Japanese chef who served gorilla, dogs, and even Mexican's body parts to the Valley's elite? Anyways...thanks for the laugh New Times! I can't wait for next year!
I love you, New Times.
Instead of sitting around and waiting to see if his son will receive money from Anna Nicole Smith's estate, maybe Johnny Soto should try getting off his ass and getting a job! Isn't that what single fathers do when they need money to raise their children ? Even if the money from J. Howard Marshall's estate is awarded to Smith's estate, it will probably be tied up in probate for years. Chances are that if (big if) Marshall Soto is awarded any money, he will probably be his father's age before he ever sees a dime of it.
Anna signed all legal forms including birth Cert. with her legal name Vicki Lynn Marshall. It is also hard to see anyone living in the modest home shown when he was provided the stated amount to support the child. Never doubt that Anna would have wanted her child living in better conditions. If she wanted it kept quiet she certainly would not have put Anna Nicole Smith on the BC since BC are public record and the name would have drawn instant attention where her legal name would not. His sterotype picture of an Indian wrapped in a blanket with a bottle of wiskey looks like a photo shoot for a part in an Indian movie.
Has everyone gone stupid, the paper wanted a story and Soto wants money and publicity.
This story is a load of cr*p. This guy has b*lls to think that this would be believed. Shame on him for using his kid like this. Do you honestly think that if Anna Nicole had a baby in Burbank, CA that it would be kept a secret? In LA????????? With her name on the birth certificate and yet it would still never be in the press???
If this guy is so decent and his motives were good, then he wouldn't speak ill of the dead...he wouldn't be sharing their personal sexual info and telling everyone how fat she was.
I hope CPS takes this kid away...hell, he's crying in every pic.
I don't care who the kid's momma is this guy is wrong to
exploit the kid!
Injun or no Injun!
Nothing would surprise me w/ Anna.
Hell, she should have looked like a porcupine w/ all those dicks sticking in her.
WTF? They shouldn't have had to embalm her.
She should have had enough cum in her to preserve her, shit!
Also comment #11 claims to be a 2nd grade teacher...what kid 5 years old is in 2nd grade...by the way the teachers name is Ellis " Hoodwinking".
That's a clue how fake the story is!
"Marshall was a great student. I'm a second grade teacher on the reservation, and I have to say it was quite difficult to keep the family's secret. It's about time this story was told. My best wishes to the family and loved ones.
Comment by Ellis Hoodwinking March 8, 2007 @ 09:28AM"
We all know if the story was true HK$ would have already kidnapped this kid to try to hang on to more money in case he loses DannieLynn.
Also when this story 1st broke (3-8-07) there was another copy of the BC w/ blue headers...it was blurred but you could tell it was altered...it is now gone.
Wow, 109 what a filthy mouth you have. You also sound very familiar after making a comment about the school teacher.
I'm appalled by 109's obscenities, his racism and his prurient sexism. Someone like 109 needs to be in a cage somewhere.
This story is a complete hoax. I am a registered member of the Tohono O'Odham Nation. The man photographed in this article has got to be the WHITEST indian I have ever seen in my life, other than the "wannabe" indians who are out there. (aka.. hippies) The house photographed is not an accurate depiction of a "modest" Tohono O'Odham home. Nor, is this home even located on the Nation. Another publicity stunt by a totally psychotic nut job who happened to use my Native Tribe cause he had nothing else to use or fall back on. This paper deserves to be sued!
OMG! YOU LOSERS ARE SO GULLIBLE. GET A LIFE!!!!
Looks like New Times did it again... Got all y'all's granny panties in a knot.
If he was here child, wouldn't the name be under Vickie Lynn? I thought Anna Nicole was just a stage name...
Alright! Everyone needs to stop the racial crap.This woman was a total trainwreck from day 1.Who cares whom she slept with?? Probably more than we'll ever know. So give her the respect she never got in life
THIS IS SOOOO FAKE!!!!!
Do you honestly believe Anna would ever give up her child after her first one was stolen from her and held hostage by her own mother for 4 years?
Hell no she would not!
Get a life!!
THATS GOOD NEWS!!!!!I SAW THE 5YEAR'S BOY PIC.HAS A LITTLE SIMILARITY TO HER MOTHER ANS,AND DANIEL SMITH. THE BEST THING TO DO OF THAT NATIVE MAN, SHOW ALL REMITANCE RECEIPTS,LEGAL DOCUMENTS,LETTER,AND OTHER EVIDENCE OCCURED THAT HE WAS RECEIVED FROM ANNA NICOLE SMITH. HE WILL USE THAT AS PROOF TO FIGHT THE RIGHT OF THAT 5YRS OLD BOY TO INHERITS THE FORTUNE LEFT BY THE DECEASED. AND SECURE SOME WITNESSES FROM THE HOSPITAL THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH, WAS TRUE DELIVERED THAT BOY AS HER LIGETIMATE SON. SO THAT WE ALL CONVINCE THAT THE STORY FROM J.SOTO IS REAL/TRUE, IF HE CAN PROVIDE HIS PROOF TO THE MATTER. AND HOPE THAT 5YRS OLD BOY,AND DANNIELYN WILL INHERITS THE SAID FORTUNE OF MRS.ANNA NICOLE SMITH MARSHALL. GOODLUCK!!!!!!REGARDS, MAMA VERGIE ARTHUR,LARRY,BIRKHEAD,J.SOTO. DON'T GIVE UP!GOD GIVE ALL STRENGTH TO THOSE PEOPLE DOING GOOD...AND $$$$$$$$GOODBYE!!!!!HOWARD K $$$$$$$TERN. BECAUSE BLOOD STICKY THAN WATER,THANKS GOD!!!!
I agree with what someone stated in a comment. The birth certificate has her "hollywood" name. Her real name is Vicki Marshall and that's what's listed on her daughter's certificate. This story is another April Fools gag but it must be good since it's being talked about on other news websites now! I will say that the little boy is very cute. Good job on this one Charles Tatum!
Come on! *LMAO* Where did they find this white boy from? It's obvious he does not have any Native Features, again I believe this is a Hoax. I'd like to see how far this goes. I admit some of the things that the publisher wrote I found amusing such as Anna referring to the Guy's Part as Tomahawk/Wooden Stick etc. Keep it coming!
man the New Times will print out just about any bullshit that gets crapped out
All this talk about Anna not abandoning her child and yet most of you totally ignore the part of the article that supports the level of racism that still exists in America today! She was a "White Woman" brought up with southern values and despite this she continued to have sex with Johnny and eventually got pregnant! How many of you would have done exactly what Anna did and kept the whole thing a secret? As far as the BC being a hoax, why is it so hard to believe that there is some level of privacy that actually does exist in today's society? It would take a court order to get medical records released so the press was easily kept in the dark! IF this is a hoax I sure hope someone with authority digs a real deep hole for both Tatum and Soto! Marshall doesn't deserve to be USED in any form or fashion! Lastly, I sure hope those racists out there on both sides of the aisle choke on their next meal!
This guy is such a fraud... Besides the far fetched, paper chase novel love story... his document is likely forged... Anna Nicole Smith ALWAYS used her LEGAL name for ALL legal documents...
that is Vicki Lynn Marshall.... Not Anna Nicole Smith...
This guy is just another one of the infinitely many real GOLD DIGGERS... panning for ANS fortune... so sick this society is... I would believe OJ Simpson was the father before I bought this garbage...
I didn't read ALL the comments... but am I the only one that noticed that there was no actual picture of the "dad" and the child together??? Why do the dad's pics look like they came off of an online dating ad and the pics of the boy are generic.... notice the one of him watching the funeral... can't see his face.
I also find it very difficult to believe that the "tabloids" would not have caught wind of a Anna's pregnancy.
Until I see/hear that a DNA test proves this (very adorable) little boy is Anna's... I call BULLSHIT also.
New Times, your humor outdoes itself. I like the fact you keep us on our toes. I like the fact that silly people will read this stuff and believe it true. Funny stuff. The satire is thick. The story line is hysterical. So many "tells". So fake.
Thanks for making me laugh. Cant wait to see what silly ass reporter "reports" this article as true. DOOOPED again! Keep 'em coming New Times.
Gotta go.....my taxidermied mother is falling over....
C'mon, people. Go back and read the quotes attributed to this man. Nobody talks like that in real life! This is just an example of creative writing!
Right, this damn bitch fucked everybodies of all kinds, all colors, all class ... for all purposes ... no doubt.
But the story has details to sounds like hoax, for exp, like someother said:
- Where is even 1 pic of the boy together with his father, with ANS ...
- That Johnny is hard to be believed a full blooded Indian.
IN ADDITION: (I have mix-blooded kids, I know these facts)
- The boy's eyes are too blue to be Anna' son plus if the father's eyes are that dark color. While his hair is too dark to be that blonded Anna's son, too.
- The Indian described himself in the story like he had very dark skin, but he doesn't look like that in pics
.....
Seriously?
Even as a joke this article is disgusting and offensive. To perpetuate those kinds of stereotypes about Native people is NOT funny. Imagine if the father had been Black or Jewish and they used *those* kinds of stereotypes instead. No one would be laughing. They'd be up in arms and calling it horrible. This kind of racism is not funny expressly for the reason that stupid people BELIEVE IT.
Nor do I think it's funny to attribute racism to a dead woman who can't defend herself, or to use a real child in a fake story.
Also- 127/Baby, you're wrong. I am a full-blooded Native American and my husband is a blonde haired, blue eyed Irishman (from Ireland). We have four children and they range widely in skin, eye, and hair colors. My youngest daughter is tan like me, but with fair hair and beautiful blue-hazel eyes. Please learn about real genetics (and not that middle-school Mendel squares kiddy stuff, either) before you make a fool of yourself. If this story weren't so ridiculously outlandish and racist, it would be quite possible that that little boy could be ANS's.
#129 needs to buy herself a sense of humor, size XXL. If the article is one of the New Times'April Fools Day gags, it's no worse than what you'd see on MAD TV, SNL, the Comedy channel, or in movies like "White Chicks" or others. Seems like the whole point is to skewer stereotypes and the worship of celebs, so get a grip. I'm married to a woman who's part Cherokee and she thought it was hilarious.
What a hoot! You guys rock! Who thought of this? I loved it!! Great fun!
Sounds like someone's got a pretty active imagination.
Produce the goods, the letters, the money transfers,the DNA of the child.
I think Soto is exagerating Anna's 'whiteness' and alleged racism. Soto didn't mention that Anna Nicole was part-Blackfoot Indian. She spoke of it during her reality show. If I'm remembering correctly, it was a great-grandmother that was Indian.
Hey #129, so you don't get the point, it's just like what you are saying: The boy's hair must be fair - brighter color, like your daughter's (coz Anna's hair was very blond), and his eyes must be blue-hazel like your daughter's, like or a little bit darker than Anna's if Anna had blue eyes and Johnny had dark ones. But in the pic, the boy's eyes are even brighter than Anna's ... impossible !
Again, this Johnny Soto guy claims to be full-blooded Native American *chokes with laughter* You really believe this crock of lies? Anybody can see he looks like someone who clearly pulled off of an online ad. And the picture with him holding the bottle of whiskey looks too fake. Looks likes someone who's craving attention. Again, I still think this is a hoax, wouldn't this have reached national headlines or the tabloids by now?
P/S: The wardance was something else, interesting though *LOL*
Ur right, NativeLady. Johnny Soto's too good-lookin' to be a goddamn Injun...
Johnny Soto is too ugly to be a Native person, us Natives are beautiful people and its a shame he is trying to act like he is from the Tohono Oodham tribe. He looks white to me. Anyone agree?
Why would anyone pretend to be Tohono O'odham? That doesn't make sense.
I agree that he does not look Native American in anyway, especially not T.O.
Look at his features, what native guy out there has a beard?? Unless of course he's not full like he claims to be. He's a Fraud! Plain & Simple. Probably one of those white people who always claims that he's part indian say, Cherokee *LOL*
Very Funny New Times!!!
This is HORSE Shit!!!!!
This article is an insult to logic.
Can't everyone see this an early April Fool's Joke that New Times is famous for? Apparently not. Very funny!
What an unbelievable story. First of all, any one who claims to be full blooded native from Sells Arizona do not look like the man in the picture. He is not FULL blooded. They have dark colored skin, love handles from all them beans and popovers. I know first hand on alcoholism on reservation and the choice of drink next to Natural Ice is not Pine-Sol. It is cough syrup and mouthwash, Easily obtainable, along with hairspray that the spray into a plastic bag and then mix that with kool-aid or water, aka Ocean Water. Second, a gunnery sergent is a position in the Marines and not the Army. Third, Housing on the rezervations do not have clean yards, they are full of junk cars, toys, old appliences, like in my yard. Fourth, I don't think that Mr. Soto would be living in a run down house when he could afford to live in the city. Nice neighborhood. If he was getting all that money as he's claiming. I live on the rez, single parent of 3, decent paying job that allows us to live off a $2,500.00 monthly that covers bills and some. You can live on the rez, any rez for very cheap. He should have alot of money, or is he spending it all on Jack Daniels and if he was drinking to deal with the lost of his love, He sure as hell would not look like the clean cut shaven handsome man in them photos. And if he claims to be a traditionally religous, he shouldn't have to turn to booze to cope with ANS death. So I think this is all b/s. The opinion of one Native American who has Traditional beliefs and lives in the heart of Indian Country.
Well after seeing Inside Edition today, the cockey reporter that wrote the article is a total ass! He is right, people want to believe this stuff. HOWEVER, this reporter and the paper owe the TO Nation a written and public apology for their hoax! The reporter and this paper slammed Native Americans in general and accused Anna Nicole Smith of saying some horrible RACIST remarks! SO TECHNICALLY, THIS REPORTER AND THIS PAPER ARE BUNCH OF RACIST PIGS! They ought to be sued for slander to the TO tribe!
AND The cocky reporter says on Inside Edition the following "Incredibly, the newspaper's editor admitted the story was totally false. "Our aim was to sort of make fun of all the Anna Nicole Smith coverage, you know, just the mania over that," he said." INSTEAD You poked fun at the tibe and Native Americans in general. Had it been true, someone would have made a fuss about exploiting the little kid like that. Perhaps a complaint should be filed with the proper agencies for them doing the same to that kid. Besides.........ROFLMAO that kid is not good looking enough to an Indian!
I am so tired of the rumors, the lies, the hoopla. Let's get to the truth. I am Anna Nicole's love child, and my father is either Dick Cheney or James Earl Jones (Mom said they were both in the room at the time).
Uh, wait, some trucks have pulled out front---oh shit, it is the TV tabloids pulling up to break the story. Gotta run.
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Hey Tatum, keep up the good work. And don't take any more crap from those Inside Edition Folks. They are idiots. Didn't they get it was a satirical farce--or was that totally lost on them?
Janice, try on a sense of humor XXXL. This was a classic New Times parody. It was satire, Janice... Ever heard of Swift or The Onion or SNL or Mad Magazine? Doubt it, in your case. The Inside Edition dumbo didn't get it either, so don't feel bad. Wasn't it funny that the New Times satire was obviously meant to make fun of tabloid idiots like Jimbo and there he was shaking his finger at New Times. Jimbo, it was you who brought a camera crew over to the desert in search of Johnny Soto. Fool, you'd still be crawling around on the rez in South AZ if the NT reporter hadn't 'fessed up. Come on, Janice, save your PC bullshit. The kid was prolly an actor. Take the stitches outta your butt, girl, and loosen up.
First of all the kid was not an actor. The kid is one of the paper's employee's children, as reported to Inside Edition by the reporter. As for me being responsible for bringing the cameras to the rez, I wish I had such power! No stitches in my ass. I simply have a problem with the "creative writing" this reporter did, offering it as truth, and quoting racist remarks allegedly made by someone. I can accept jokes, but this went a little overboard!
I disagree w/Janice. In the article, it's Anna Nicole who's borderline racist, and the Indian guy comes off looking pretty cool by comparison. So, what, is the writer racist against big, fat, rich white hos? Gimme a break! Plus, this was all fiction. Are you saying fictional characters can't espouse non-PC views? That's dumb.
lighten up everyone...............it was a joke! and a hilarious one at that....god....i can't stand that everyone is always whining about racism. kudo's to new times for drawing national attention to them once again. you don't have to apologize to anyone. and whoever that little boy is, he is hella cute
In response to the previous comment, how does this idiot come off looking cool? And what kind of parent would put their child in a newspaper to be ridiculed by others? Poor Kid!
In response to the previous comment, how does this idiot come off looking cool? And what kind of parent would put their child in a newspaper to be ridiculed by others? Poor Kid!
I DID MY BEST AND MENTIONED THIS STORY TO FOX10 NEWS, HOPEFULLY THIS STORY PICKS UP PRESS, AND MARSHALL SOTO, GETS WHATS HIS, JUST HOPE THIS IS REALLY ANNA'S CHILD. ALL MY PRAYERS ARE WIHT YOU.
My sister and I just happened to be watching an old episode from "The Anna Nicole Show" last night. And way back in 2002, Anna said, on national television, "I fucked a guy for 3 weeks once." I think the whole story is true now. Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"! (FYI: Season 1, Disc 3, the episode about her dating someone.)
Dear Mr. Soto:
I have never written a 'fan' letter of any type before; however, I must tell you that you have a beautiful son. Please please take care of your own sobriety. As a native American myself, I know how important our own spiritual life is. Bless you.
Mr.Soto,If I would be you try the Nancy Grace show, Court Tv. , bt I would not go to Entertainment Tonight . That is Howard K. Stern's buddy. The editor of this paper should know who to put you in touch with .I am surprised no attorney has made contact with you. I wish you and your son well.
It is very possible for her son to have blue eyes and dark hair, fair skin. I am 1/2 Native American. My dad is dark skin and dark hair and eyes. My mother has blue eyes light brown hair and is of German decent. I have green eyes and white blonde hair with fair skin. I do have Native american features in my facial sturecture. My sisters are very different from myself. Both have dark brown eyes. One has fair skin and brown hair. The other one has olive skin and light blonde hair. So, how about that? It definativly could be Anna Nicole's son. I think that the guy is being protected in the tribal land and under its laws...Smart guy.
I just want to state that I am a member of the Tohono O'odham Nation and the story is funny but sounds factual. Je'e-what little Marshall calls his mom, is indeed "Mother" in my tribe's language. Himdag-what Soto says he wants his son to learn is translated "Culture" in our language as well. The picture of the house in the desert with a mesquite tree standing near it looks familiar, as I too was raised on the reservation. I was giggling that this Native man got into this ordeal. He just adds extra spice to Anna's dramatic lifestyle. He must be a half-breed because he doesn't look full Tohono O'odham. I assume his other race must be white. The little boy probably has little Native American blood in him and the little boy probably looks white more than Native as a result of this. Nevertheless, I wish good luck to the man and his child. No matter their race, they deserve some financial help. He's a single parent for pete's sake. Give the man some support.
FAKED ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phx NewTimes.You can never be trusted again.
All of those Arpaio articles and other reporting is now suspect. You shouldnt mess with your readers like that. Very irresponsible of you.
Satire, anyone?? You can't tell me that New Times readers aren't also familiar with the Onion. Come on!
And hey, biology majors. Didn't Anna have brown eyes? Don't the majority of Native Americans have dark eyes? How'd this kid get recessive blue ones? Hmmm...Lol.
I don't even want to comment on the story but I do agree with #91.If you are a heir you have more rights then a spouse and most times the child or children have to wait until they are 18 or legal age to inherirt said monies.The guardian that is looking after the child can withdraw funds only for that childs needs and needs to show all reasons why the funds are needed.I know this for a fact because I'am a widow and my daughter got her father's estate when she turned 18.I think it is really cruel how so many people are slandering this poor women PLEASE if your life is without sin then I would "SHUT THE HELL UP".Bless you Anna&Daniel and GOD BLESS Dannielynn that she will someday hear all the great things her mom was and noone loved her more then ANNA.
It doesn't make sense: John supposedly received $10,000 dollars a month ($120,000 per year) from 2002 until February 2007, yet he and the boy "had savings but were afraid to burn it all up on a trip to the Bahamas". They article's pictures also show a very simple home on the reservation, and little Marshall's room is also very simple, no elaborate toys or furnishings. If money wasn't being spent around the home, there should have been more than enough savings to take a trip to the Bahamas!
I think the only money that was given was from the New Times to the man and boy models to pose for this spoof! Not that I don't think Anna Nicole was dimwitted enough to have said all the inane comments attributed to her. She certainly was! But that doesn't mean it happened. And would a resort maintenance guy really call in sick and stay on the property? And a fat Anna Nicole trying to seduce him in a casino restroom? Please! Someone would have definitely noticed them going into the bathroom and it would have been splashed across the papers, including the New Times!
But, it was a wildly entertaining story, and the guy posing as "John Soto" is a hottie!!! Hmmm....which casino was that again? And do we sneak into the ladies' room or the men's room?
ANNA NICOLE WAS ONE FINE ASS HO. SOTO WAS A DANG LUCKY INJUN TO GET TO HIT THAT BOOTY. THREE WEEKS? I'D SPEND THREE YEARS BETWEEN HER THIGHS!!!!
Mr. Soto is pretty judgmental for a man who used the reservation to keep a woman from her child, a taboo in any country. Now that she is dead, he wants everyone to know that she is the mother of his child? Ohhhhhhh, its about the money!!!!!!!! Im not impressed with Anna Nicole either but this man has no right to point any fingers. Look at the details he goes into. A gentleman never kisses and tells,,,,,, or at least saves it for his attorney. Mr. Soto, you wanted your son protected and raised by the reservation so you need to just stay there. Have you ever heard the expression "you cannot have your cake and eat it to"? Perhaps he is hitting the Jack Daniels a little to hard or he may be telling the truth.
I "did" really like reading your publication. However I'm so focused on taking in information. I read the Anna Nichole comic like a NFL Safety reading a draw play. You sucked me in and went long. My Bad for being so focused. Need to stick with stuff that's on point.
I was in Phoenix on the day your hoax article appeared in the PNT. I am Native and I was riding the valley metro around town with my daughter. White people on the bus were reading the hateful racial slurs you included in your funny, funny hoax out loud and snickering at them. A group of gay white men and the bus found them particularly funny and repeated the hateful slurs over and over again. Do you have a conscience? Do you care that my daughter and I were humiliated and degraded by these completely unnecessary racial slurs? What was the purpose of printing such hate against an oppressed people? Why was Steve Lemons allowed to make fun of the Anna Nicole coverage by directing hate speech at Native people? I guess I shouldn't be surprised by an ignorant racist white male who that thinks it's O.K. to use slurs like Injun when you disagree with the political positions of a powerless and voiceless group of people that his ancestors stole everything from. This is not the first time that Lemmons has engaged in this type of racist behavior. You should be ashamed of yourself for allowing this racist to use this type of hate speech to perpetuate a hoax. When will the PNT learn to treat Natives like human beings?
A few simple questions came to mind straight away, such as why would Anna Nicole put her Celebrity name on a birth certificate, especially if it were a certificate of a child she needed to hide ?
Her real name would have drawn a lot less attention to such a deed.
The certificate shows the fathers signature, but is conveniently cut off at the point of Anna Nicole's signature.
It is a known fact Anna Nicole and Howard K Stern hardly ever paid any of their bills, but Anna would fork out $ 10.000.00 a month for someone to keep a child in baby formula and diapers and faithfully keep this up until her death ?
Howard K Stern was in Annas face 24/7, how could she possibly have hidden a pregnancy from him until one month before she was due, I am sure even Howard K Stern can tell the difference between an obese woman and a pregnant one !
If Johnny Soto would have a box full of letters, receipts, Airline tickets and other proof of his association with Anna Nicole, some of it would have been included in this article to strengthen the story.
If Anna Nicole was a racist she must have just recently lost her prejudice in that area as she was photographed in bed with Bahamas Immigration Minister Gibson, but then again Johnny Soto wasn't going to provide her with a visa for anything (!!).
Last but not least, even if Johnny Soto's story is a hoax, it is still a lot more credible than Howard K. Sterns claim on paternity of Dannielynn.
I would like to comment to every one who is getting worked up over this hoax or if you prefer "true story" it is so rediculous you aren't going to benefit from any this and it won't affect your life, however I feel for the comment from the person who wrote she was humiliated by the insensetive white people her daughter was exposed to. I to was in a similar situation and it does make you very upset sorry you both were put in that situation just for the laughs and entertainment of other people.
At least Anna had taste, she wanted a real man, not none of the white essembly-line men that you simple, small minded white folks always look for. And what do you mean
"she's a Ho"? you known damm well that if you had the chance, you would F&(% her.
I know he gets a check from the Rez..
I know he gets a check from the Rez..
I understand your plight Johnny and I believe every word written here, but write her off and her money too. Marry a good woman and raise your son with the values that eluded Anna Nicole. Your young man may have a bright and beautiful future ahead of him and having Anna Nicole Smith for a mother is an albatross that may be hard to deal with. Since this "who's the father" thing started, I have often wondered if anyone gave thought as to what they were doing to Dannilynns future. Forget her and move on. You and your precious son will be in my prayers for a long time to come. Choose the path that an honorable Indian would choose.
A White Grandmother
Hey,Johnny,you should prepair allegal papers for your son,he is adorable,he looks like anna so be preparing the way for when,he turns 18 he will know what to do and remember he got a grama she will be happy to help you virgie is a nice woman, and imaging a grandson annas son,virgie is not the badwoman like every body say,Gramas always wants the best for grand children,some day your son is going to say !hey daddy thanks so much,youare the best daddy in the world!!I am a grama,every day my grand children say grama I love you!!and I love itI lovem more more every day!!your son got grampas,FAMILY!!Their aliveimaging telling your son your grampas are coming for dinner,they coming to meet you you got grampas!he needs to be loved, mamas parents,he feels lonely now,if he doesnt have momys love,he could have gramas love,they can visit,he got you,but been loved from grampas is the best,dont bee so lonely Johny,you look so sad in the picture your son too,I will pray for you and your handsom son like his daddy!recive my Blessings!
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